HR Head's prompt reply to Adarsh
In reply to the 'Adarsh's bio-data, the HR Head of the Company took pains to give fitting reply, which goes like this. His comments are marked in capital letters under each segment.
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Name : Whatever you call me, as long as you give me salary as mentioned below.
(Without knowing my capabilities, my parents have named me as 'Adarsh')
: YES THERE IS NOTHING IN THE NAME. ACTUALLY, I NEEDED A BOGUS
APPLICATION LIKE THIS, SO THAT MY SON CAN GET THE JOB. WE HAVE A
POLICY THAT THERE SHOULD BE ATLEAST TWO APPLICATIONS FOR
TAKING A DECISION. YOU HELPED. THANKS A LOT.
Age : Have many years to retire and my I8th age would start once I get a job.
( Like you, I am too against child labour).
YOU PROVED THAT YOU ARE STILL A CHILD AND CHILD LABOUR... NO
Date of birth : Definitely younger to you but truly older to my son.
GOD IS TOO CRAZY TO GIVE YOU A CHILD AND WHAT HE WOULD BE
AFTER SOME YEARS....
Qualification : Have enough qualification to answer your questions and put before you
some questions which can not be answered by you.
OUR COMPANY IS NOT FIT FOR YOU. YOU MAY JOIN POLITICS AND
THEN PARTICIPATE IN THE QUESTION-ANSWER SESSION. BEST OF
LUCK
Father's name : I call him only 'papa'. If I mention his name, I would be showing disrepect
to him.
'PAPA' MEANS SIN TOO. YOUR PAPPA MUST HAVE DONE LOT OF SINS
TO BECOME YOUR FATHER.
Wife's name : Indecent question, hence not answering.
WHAT A 'PATNI-VRATHA'. BY THE WAY, ARE YOU MARRIED AND DOES
SHE LIVE WITH YOU?
Experience : Have submitted 99 bio-datas till date (list attached herewith).
Details Fortunately, your company is 100th one. Let us celebrate.
RIGHT TIME TO ENTER GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AND CALL ME
FOR A GRAND DINNER, AS I HAVE RECEIVED YOUR 100TH BIO.
Salary exptd : Rs.3 lakh p.a till my death or my son's death, whichever is later*
( I have to take care of my 1 year old son too, as I am a very
responsible person in my family).
YOU BOTH GET JUST KILLED. AS SUCH THERE IS ENOUGH
POPULATION. PL DO NOT DO THE TT(TECH. TRANSFER) TO YR SON.
Extra curricular : Intelligently framing unique bio-datas for various unemployed people.
Activities
NOW I KNOW WHY, 100 MINIMUM PEOPLE ARE NOT GETTING
ANY EMPLOYMENT. YOU MAY START 'NON-EMPLOYMENT EXCHANGE'
Contact Address : Adarsh Nagar
Soon to be employed Road
HopefulpAkkam
Chennai(only one).
Mobile : 04204204200
THANKS FOR CONTACT ADDRESS. NEVER TRY TO CHANGE YOUR
RESIDENCE(I HOPE SO). GET READY. POLICE MAY VISIT.
* Valid clause as per Employment Act 2007 under section 420.
- STOP WATCHING CINEMA COURT SCENES.-
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