100th Bio-Data
One Company HR Head received a resume for an Executive Post in that Company, like below and he was in a fix. In the bla-bla application, last paragraph, the candidate, without fail, asked the HR head to consider him favourably...
The resume read as :
Name : Whatever you call me, as long as you give me salary as mentioned below.
(Without knowing my capabilities, my parents have named me as 'Adarsh')
Age : Have many years to retire and my I8th age would start once I get a job.
( Like you, I am too against child labour).
Date of birth : Definitely younger to you but truly older to my son.
Qualification : Have enough qualification to answer your questions and put before you
some questions which can not be answered by you.
Father's name : I call him only 'papa'. If I mention his name, I would be showing disrepect
to him.
Wife's name : Indecent question, hence not answering
Experience : Have submitted 99 bio-datas till date (list attached herewith).
Details Fortunately, your company is 100th one. Let us celebrate.
Salary exptd : Rs.3 lakh p.a till my death or my son's death, whichever is later*
( I have to take care of my 1 year old son too, as I am a very
responsible person in my family).
Extra curricular : Intelligently framing unique bio-datas for various unemployed people.
Activities
Contact Address : Adarsh Nagar
Soon to be employed Road
HopefulpAkkam
Chennai(only one).
Mobile : 04204204200
* Valid clause as per Employment Act 2007 under section 420.
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